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Guess Who's Back?

2008-10-04T14:52:00.000-07:00

Wa Lao Eh. Has it REALLY been 2 years since I last updated? What happen to me? :( I've lost touch with the IT world. So many things happened over the last year. I got married, but it didnt work out. :(

But seriously, what I want to know is, is anyone still reading my blog? I was reading my previous entries & i find myself so funny! No wonder you were all in love with me. DUH!

Is anyone still reading my blog? I might just start writing again, if there's still cat traffic!

Popular Yet Again..what's new?

2007-03-14T04:50:00.000-07:00

Ok, I really want to update with pictures today since my site was on the New Paper and all (tks Sheela!) but stupid blogspot keeps giving me the error prompt.

Anyway, it's been toooo long since my last update and ya well, i noe u guys miss me like crazy. Don't mention it.

Oh and the media been really nice to me lately. If you don't already know, i was on SEKSA about 2 weeks ago. And then my blog was 'advertised' on the papers today. Sigh... sometimes it's really difficult being in the limelight. Especially when I am this cute.

Ho well! Let's move on to more important things.

I have hair now! Yes! I no longer look like an oversized obese lizard. Its good news you know. My face is still flat though. :(

Might not be a good thing for some, but most importantly, N loves my flat face. I find myself cute too, obviously.

Ok, i'll stop praising myself ok. Enough.

Shegoleng & Shebali are very well, in case you are wondering. They're both running after a piece of wire since ah hour ago. Totally STUPID i tell ya. But cute lar...They're kittens, what do u expect? I did all those stuff too when I was younger. Now whenever I think about it, I just laugh at myself! What was I thinking? Wire? Ribena Cap? Urgh. Well...those were the days.

Right, so i'm gonna stop writing now and try to distract the other 2 from the wire. And apologies for no pictures cos well, blogspot sucks sometimes.

Till next time, Be good, kitties.

:)

Forgiven!

2006-12-13T09:02:00.000-08:00

No no, dun expect to see any of my pictures for tonights entry. Cos I've gone bald. YES, bald. I look like cicak kobeng ok. Dun laugh. You can't laugh, cos I was sick and u're supposed to pity me. For I am the greatest & cutest cat in the whoe wide world and in the universe in Planet Earth, terima kasih kepada kebesaran Allah. Heh. Aku pun pandai bershukur k.

Anyway, I just wanted to let u guys know that I've since forgiven the two kittens. Shegoleng & Shebali. Yeah, sedangkan Nabi ampunkan umat, ape kan lagi kami, sebagai hamba Allah right?

So I'm dedicating this entry to them, my 2 partners in crime. I'm beginning to love em ever since I am bald & I start realizing that they're the silliest (got such word not?) and cutest kittens I know. :)

We've been getting along really well ever since the dreadful stay at the vets for 5 days. *pukes* Just the thought of it makes me sick ok. The smell was unbearable. I really hope N won't be punishing us again and send us there. I doubt she will though, cos she was cursing & cursing when she saw how we were treated there. Well, better not get to that. It'll piss this baldie off again.

I sure look a lot better with fur. :(

Just loooook at em!! Tak leh tahan. So cute. (no, still not as cute as me)

For those who miss me, dun worry, once all my furs' back, i'll be showing off in my blog ok! Meanwhile, well....err, just go buy shoes frm N!!

COPY CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-02T10:15:00.000-08:00

Ya ya..."WELCOME TO MY HOME" *rolls eyes*.....whatever la ok...

Let me introduce to you the new kepochis. Hmph. MENYAMPAH aku.

Ya ya...that's them, the trouble makers. The double trouble. Hmph. GERAM aku.

You wanna know why i'm so pissed and why my face's getting flatter by the minute?! Oh, I WILL AND I WANNA tell you. Hmph, BINGIT aku.

Ok first, just look at this picture...look at how cute and peaceful I am here...awwwww...

and then look at them...

action cute konon...BENCI aku..

They very kepo ok! They thought that by 'copying' everything I do, they'll be as cute as me?! Well, they're wrong! OH WAIT! There's more la k...

They follow me everywhere I go...damn irritating ley..

They eat my food! ARGH! TAK LEH TAHAN aku!

They wanna learn how to blog! Which of cos, is never gonna happen. Im never gonna impart my skills to them. Heck, im better than N! I did my own layout. Ok la, not all, but at least I can edit my own pictures and make my face look slimmer! That's very useful, especially if you have a flat face like me. :(

Ok, anyway, now i need help. I need to get rid of the 2 kepochis. I need them to leave me alone. Let me play by myself and eat my own food without the smell of their saliva in my bowl can?

I need suggestions from you guys. And pls hor...dun say they're cute.

No, No, I am not jealous. I just feel very cemburu. N told me to use that word, she said it means 'I am nice'

So help me?

MEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-17T08:42:00.000-07:00

Aaaah...look at me trying to run away from it all! I've had it with this place.
I can't wait to move to 'home'. It looks so comfy from the pictures N showed me. I can't resist it. I wanna move.

The rooms 'corourful' you know...

And the living room's so 'inviting'...aaaaaaarggh....

I'm everywhere in the rented place now. Behind boxes, inside boxes. Behind the door. Inside the trash bag. Behind the huge photoframes. Inside N's blanket. On N's head. Under her mum's kain. Under her mum's armpit. EVERYWHERE.

Wanna 'tunjuk perasaan' mah...so that N will know I am not happy.

You know, i think the reason why we're moving (finally!) this friday is cos of me tau. Cos my 'tunjuk attitude' works. NO, NO, its not cos the renovation is completed. It's cos of me. REALLY.

I am that important to N. And she better thank me. Hmph. *smug face*

Ok lar guys. gotta go sit on top of N's head and scratch her scalp till she screams at me. She still thinks I did it cos I love her. Hah....Bodoh betol.

Oh, you know what's more bodoh? Its that someone who sent a bodoh comment on my blog. Hee hee. She's just jealous and no, N doesnt approve that kinda comments. Cos my blog is a happy blog. So don't go commenting about N in my blog pls? If you wanna tell her something, email her ok?

Heh. Dah. Puas hati aku. BYE!

NOT HAPPY

2006-10-02T10:29:00.000-07:00

I'm not happy with what's going on.

I'm not happy.

Not happy cos shoes are more important than me.

Hmph.

You human ladies are aaaaaall the same. Let me tell ya how many shoes N has...*counting paws*
Ermmm..maybe around 30 plus? Almost 40? Yes. That's right.

Aku tak faham hidup manusia ni. (yes, i speak malay, convert mah...)

Point is, I am pissed. Cos no one wanna read about me anymore! No one wanna leave comments on my blog anymore! No one...No one...

Aku pasrah.

I AM GAY

2006-09-25T01:31:00.000-07:00

*sings* "I'm on, top of the world looking, down on the people who are hungry while fasting during ramaaaaaadhan...."

HOHOHO.

Ok, let's get on to some serious stuff.

Have you heard the bad news??? Do you know that N wanted me to marry a MALE?!

Ok, let me explain.

You see, SHE is not a SHE!!

That's right! She is a HE. She's a MALE. Hmph! So much for 'hot chicaS'!!

And....

...thankfully, SHE is really a pure SHE. SHE is a female...PHEW! So that's A hot chica. Just one.

How could N right?! She really thinks that I'm gay. I'm HURT with a capital H.

Well, she probably didn't know it at first la...and initially, she only wanted the orange one, but now that SHE is actually a HE, she's gonna make the other one my wife. And she's still keeping the orange one, cos according to her, she's already fallen in love with HIM. Understand or not?

Puuuuiiiiiiikkkkkk!!!

HoOOOoOOot CHiCaS!!!

2006-09-18T09:53:00.000-07:00

N went to visit them today.

I *think* I am jealous cos she can't stop talking about them and showing off their pictures to everyone. She even sent an MMS to Ms D. *rolls eyes*

Ya, ya...they're cute (and HOT!) and all...I agree. I just don't wanna have to share N with them you see. At the moment, I'm getting all her attention. Just a few meows and she'll come running to me, checking if I'm alright.

When the 2 hot chicas join us, what will happen? Will she confuse our meows and take a longer time before she'll attend to me? :( I really hope not...

One thing I know for sure is that, N is good at 'buying me' with all the toys she bought me. I bet she was feeling all guilty, that's why she's decided to buy me these...

Yeah!!! I love em! I even have a new collar bell that's so comfy!

Bathing PICS!

2006-09-16T10:25:00.000-07:00

Sorry lar, I can't seem to upload these pics to my previous entry!

Gooodnight All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Remember eh, N didn't bathe yet in pic number 5, so I'm cleaner than her.)

I'm as healthy as a cat.

2006-09-15T08:58:00.000-07:00

WoooHooo!!!! I am oh-so baaaaaaack!! As healthy as ever.
Running after everyone's legs yet again! I gained back the weight that I lost when I was sick, I am eating more than I normally would. And I am smarter than I was before (and cuter too, without a doubt).

Thank you for all the well wishes and the prayers. I wish there's something I can do in return. Like maybe massage you guys in the morning? Or let you clean me up after some serious poo-ing? Betcha don't want that ya? Hmmm...But the stinking smell is good for your health though. It helps to clean up your nose that's (already) full of shit. Yeah, yeah whatever.

Anyway, I had a rolling good time the other day when N bathed me! She scrubbed me reeeeeeeaaal gooooooood!! Man, I almost fell asleep in the toilet. See, I love taking showers. It helps me relax. And I am proud to say that I am definitely the most well behaved cat in the world. But of course! I stayed at the same position throughout the whole process!

What process you ask? Oh, don't you know that I need at least 3 different types of shampoo for my oh-so lovely fur?

Ok, first, N will wet my fur and then she'll apply the shampoo (it smells great, I tell ya. Something like 'Satsuma' from Bodyshop! Haha) and then she'll scrub me real nice!

After about 10 mins or so, she'll rinse the shampoo of my fur, and then apply the conditioner. I don't really like the conditioner, cos when she puts that on my fur, i can't satnd properly. The floor gets really slippery and I slipped so many times. But because it smells so good, I just stood there, enjoying myself.

Lastly, after rinsing away the conditioner thoroughly, its time to put on some moisturizer on my fur! Yes, yes. MOISTURIZER! That's what makes my fur so soft and shiny you see?

But after every shower, I try not to look at myself in the mirror. Cos I look kinda hideous. My body looks so small, and my head, BIG! I dun look like a normal cat at all. Wanna see?

(stooopid blogger giving me problems with uploading the picture.pls give me time. I'm just a cat.Dun expect too much from me!)

Scary right? What? Not me! N la. For your info, she herself haven't showered that day and it was like 3 in the afternoon already hokay! haha.

N, pls learn to be more like me. Hmph.

Ok la kitties. I better go find a nice spot to ZzzZZzZZzzzZZ. It's gonna be a cold cold night...

WAH! SHIOOOOOOKKKK!!!!!

I'm Sorry...

2006-09-11T22:50:00.000-07:00

I love you N, but I hope you understand how much I am suffering right now..I am sorry I refused to swallow those eekie stuff you tried to give me. I am sorry I vomitted and you had to clean up on me several times...I am really sorry...

Kitties, I am sick. I've been vomitting and my poo is watery since the past 4 days. Last night, N found a blood clot when she cleaned me up. I think she got really worried, she almost cried. So just now afternoon, she brought me to the vet, looking all un-glam with her specs and no make up. That was very unlike her, I tell ya...She looked, errr...not herself.

I hate having to tell you what happened at the vet, but for the benefit of other kitties, I shall be a male about it. Hee hee...

After registration and some small talks I had with the doggies there, (OH! They were very friendly. People say, Cats and Dogs always fight? Well, those are just myths!) N brought me into THE room. I'll never forget what happened in that room.

There was a lady and a man. At first, they were really nice to me. They said I was handsome, and that I was such a good boy.... and before I knew it, they stuck a tiny straw into my anus (is dat the term used for cats as well?) and it hurts so bad...I was wailing and crying hoping that N would somehow help me out, but she was just holding me and I saw her shed a tear in her eye. I don't know why, but maybe it was painful for her too...

That's not all, after shoving that painful straw into me, they also gave me a jab on my neck. It didn't hurt as much as that straw, but it made me feel numb for a while. By that time, N was already sobbing, telling the vet not to be too hard on me. But you know what? The vet wasn't listening to her. Cos it really hurt after a while.. I think N knew I was suffering...

Everything else was a blur after that. I think it’s the jab they gave me.I fell asleep and when I woke up, I was already home.

And things didn’t get any better…N forced me to swallow the eekie stuff the vet gave her. She said she was trying to make me feel better, but that was so not it. She kept forcing it into my mouth and I just couldn’t take it anymore. I vomited it all out and ran away from her. I told myself not to trust her anymore.

But you know, the vet said, I have diarrhea and a lot of bacteria in my body. It’s most likely caused by the environment I am in. Well, I have to say, the rented place I’m staying in, is definitely not home to me. I just can’t wait to move out of this place.

N and her sister cleaned up the whole house when they got home just now.

Now, all I do is sleep…

.…sleep….

And sleep…

..I don’t wanna say goodnight to you. Instead, I wanna ask for a favor.

Please pray that I get better? Cos if anything happens to me, I know N will never be ok…and she’ll blame herself for it.

I No Enough

2006-09-07T06:42:00.000-07:00

Yeah yeah, so I haven't been updating much lately ya? Ok, fine, I am sorry. Since I know, everyone's expecting me to update everyday. I know I am popular, more popular than Garfield, the talking cat. Ya, he might be able to talk, BUT! Does Garfield knows how to blog? NA-AH! Hee hee

Ok, anyway, before I start blabbering too much about myself, I better get on to business.

Err...I have no idea why I just said that, cos seriously, I have nothing to blog about. Yes. Absolutely nothing. I'm very afraid my blog is slowly becoming like N's blog. Booooooorrrring....if you know what I mean. *evil meowing*

Before you hit the huge X on the top right hand corner of your window, maybe I can entertain you with a cute picture of me?

Aaaaahhh...there ya go! Hey, my body looks like a rug ah? Heh. Doesn't matter. I know I'm loved by N and her family. But you know what? I have a feeling N's bf don't think that I'm cute. I'm so hurt hokay! I mean of course you kitties wouldn't agree with him right? You know what? He's just jealous. *rolls eyes*

He doesn't have a flat face, the only thing me and him have in common is that, we both eat 17 times a day and the fact that his stomach is as big as mine! (haha) Other than that, we're the total opposite! I love chilliiiiing at home, he loves to hang out with his friends till morning. I sleep 23 hours a day, he only needs 30 mins of sleep everyday! I find myself soooo adorable, he thinks I am not cute enough!

Ah, whatever he says, I don't care. Cos I know what I am. And I've learnt from N, never to bother so much about what others say about you. Sometimes in life, you just have to say, "F*** it la!" and move on! OH MY GOD. Did I just use the 'F' word?

Sorry kitties, betcha dunno what that means...hee hee

Ok kitties, I gotta go now..N wants to chat with Ms D, who still refuse to help me with my damn layout!

*slaps forehead*

yawn

2006-09-04T06:12:00.000-07:00

Oh maaaaaann...It's reeeeally taxing trying to change the layout of my blog. Please don't tell N I'm taking a break. She'll scream at me. I don't understand why she wants me to change my layout so much. I mean, pls la...her blog layout was all done by her fren, Ms D.

To tell you the truth, I am kinda impressed with myself. Well, actually, everyone should be impressed, considering I'm a cat. I am smart and cute. If I'm human, I'd be the popular one in school and NUS. Heh.

Anyways, I heard that hot chick I was telling you about recently will be joining me soon! Yeah Yeah! I'll have a fren soon. I feel very lonely everytime N goes out for her shoots and comes back only when I'm all tired & sleepy. Eh, wait. I am tired and sleepy like all the time. What am I saying? Sheesh.. In fact, even now I feel like dozing off...better go before N catches me 'lepaking' on her keyboard.

Catwoman

2006-09-02T11:18:00.000-07:00

Believe me kitties, I am trying...

I know its very obiang..but give me more time.

Hey...Hey..I am a cat that knows how to use a laptop, aren't you amazed enough?
What?! You expect me to be able to create my own blogskin? And know how to use HTML codes? You think funny is it?

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Plastic Bags turn me on..

2006-09-01T10:38:00.000-07:00

Awww...I just loooove chilling like this! This is ubber ubber cool man! You humans love to hang out at Starbucks? I love to hang out in Plastic Bags! It's exciting!
Whenever I move around, it makes a sound, and I'll try to catch that sound, but then becos I move again, the sound will be more irritating. I'll go round and round and round till my head spins. Aaargh...I love it!
And I especially love those small plastics. It's so tiny, and I love squeezing myself into it and only my tail will be sticking out. (Sometimes I forget that's my tail and I try to grab it!)
So you guys should know what to get me for my birthday ya? Well, maybe for my birthday you can get me some branded plastic bags...like, I dunno...Sheng Shiong's Plastic Bags? Or NTUC! Or even better, 7 Eleven...the really tiny ones. Maybe get yourself some chocolate and get that bag for me?
I appreciate it. Thanks...
Oh ya, before I hit the floor beside N's bed, I'd like to tell ya. Please stop calling me a pussy. It's not male-ly at all! Ishk. I am a MAN ok. I ain't got no pussy. Eh, I mean. I ain't no pussy.

Alrighty, Goodnight all.

*remember the plastic bags ya*

Am I popular or WHAT?!

2006-08-30T09:05:00.000-07:00

Sooo...ok. Let me get this straight. I am so popular, that no one wants to go to N's blog anymore? And..some even wants me to update every day now? Say, that Diah girl? She's got so much time in her hands, I think! And that new layout on N's blog? She did that! Miss D, I have an idea on how you should be spending your time..like, I don't know...off the top of my head...maybe change my layout? Heh Heh

She should be pitying me and my not-as-cute-as-i-am layout right? Hmmm...think about it Ms D.

Ok, let's move on to the cute me. I got sick this morning. I vomitted and I tell ya, kitties..it was terrible. But I kinda figured out why that happened though. See, N put on some cream on my fur yesterday before she went to bed. Then I got irritated with the stickyness and licked myself clean. Whatever it was she put on me, it sure sucked! It smelt like human's shit or something. I puked it all out this morning and felt much better after. She better not put that on me again or else I'll puke it all out on her and then she'll get a taste of human shit! Urgh.

Speaking of which, N haven't been updating much I notice. Hah! Intimidated or something N? Hey Hey, I'm just a cat okay..don't be jealous of me just because I'm cute and all. (but of course u shld be N!)

Kitties/humans, before I end off today's entry, I'd like to thank everyone/kitty again for leaving those comments on my page. I love reading em. I love the praises. (well, who doesn't?) and ya..go ahead and link me up. I don't mind the exposure. I'm confident magazines will start looking for me soon and I'll have to start managing my time properly. It's tough when you need to eat and sleep almost all day long and still need to make time for interviews and photoshoots.

I need a mani/pedicure. N screams at me everytime I give her a massage in the morning. Her pitchy voice irritates the shit out of me.

Goodnight kitties. Sweet kitty dreams.

Not Fat.

2006-08-29T03:23:00.000-07:00

It's official.

I am not fat. I am very healthy.

I heard it from the vet's mouth myself! The reason why I am big is because my fur is waaaaay too thick! Heh heh. So no need to worry already. And I can go back to eating 17 times a day, excluding cat treats and sweets. HMmmmMM!!! I love my life!!

Oh by the way, N brought me along for her shoots today. I wonder why everyone kept asking why I am so fat, what I ate, am I grumpy (cos I looked grumpy they said), am I noisy...and blah blah blah...

Don't get the wrong impression of me, good human beings, I am not grumpy or fierce. Timid is what I am. Don't judge a good cat treat from the packaging. I might look grumpy and fierce, but trust me, I am just another (overgrown) kitten whose mouth is too close to the nose. Therefore, the grumpy/fierce look. Don't be scared to touch me, cos I love to be touched. Eik... I sound pervertish. Well, you get the drift.

Oh remember the laser pointer I was telling you about the other day kitties? Well it's gone. Gone-d. It's spolit/not working anymore. Gone-ded.

I saw N knocking it against the wall, trying to get it to work again, but it didn't. That happened in the middle of me running around like crazy. I was panting and at the same time trying to find that irritating red light and next thing I heard was N cursing the, I quote, "murah nak mampos, tu sebab tak guna!" laser pointer.

I then eavesdrop on her talking to her B. And I found out that the laser pointer costs $1.50 only! So cheap one..she very cheapo one..so malu-ing..

But knowing N, she'd splurge as much money as she needs to as long as it makes me happy. Meow meow meow *evil laughter*

Yesterday, she came home with a better laser pointer and was very eager to show it to me. The red light is even more irritating than the first one. I love it!

I got N to take a video of me playing with it, but I'll probably upload it for u kitties next time.

I've had a long day today. Excuse me while I sleep for 15 hours or 2.

Too Cute For Hollywood.

2006-08-27T05:41:00.000-07:00

Can someone(cat) please tell me I look damn goooood in the picture?

Can’t say the same for N though. She looks like she just got out of bed or something. Look at those eyebags! Ah, whatever…All I noe is, she spoils my very first article!

Anyway, thanks everyhuman for leaving comments on my comments page. I might not have time to reply to all, but I definitely read it!

:)

And ya, Garfield, thanks for dropping by my blog. As much as I'd like to join you in Hollywood, I'd rather not. Cos u noe, I can't stand paparazzi. With me being this cute, I bet they’d want to take pictures of me aaaall the time,. Heh

I wouldn’t want anyone snapping away when I’m in my litter box, getting ready to do some big business. That won’t look good in the magazines. Na-ah. Furthermore, I’m never good with autographs. I mean, obviously, you’ll need lotsa ink for this huge paw of mine! Tsk…tsk…not easy…not easy… *shakes head*

Oh before I forget, N bought for me another new toy. I am not happy with that new toy. It's called the 'laser pointer' or some sort. I don't understand how that worked, but it gets me running around like a mad dog..(err..mad cat?). I ran around trying to catch that red light, but for some reasons, I can't grab it with my fat paw! It's killing me softly. WAIT! Isn't that a song from the Fugees? Oh yeah...I DO know some songs. I am a smart cat remember? Heh

Alrighty kitties, I gotta go find some nice blog skins for this blog of mine. It's kinda lame doncha think? N needs to use the laptop anyway. I think I am updating more often than she is. That Lazy N.

Am I growing too fast?

2006-08-26T03:47:00.000-07:00

I notice N (Nurul, my owner)'s been reading some books on Cats and I have a feeling that's the reason why she stop feeding me 17 times a day! I hate them writers! Do they have something against me or something? URGH!

You know what I think? I think they have very skinny cats at home & they want allll the other cats in the world to be as skinny as their cat! Hah! Confirm. It's all about jealousy!

But then again, let me tell u a lil secret. Promise you won't tell N ok?

Recently, N's been going thru some of my old pictures (not that old la, maybe bout 4 mths back or so) and seriously, I do grow very fast! I was so small when I was first brought home! I was so so small, I can eat myself for snack! (of cos, I'd need at least 10 of tiny me(s) before I'd be full!)

I am getting a little bit worried, just a little teeny weeny bit.

Why don't you cats be the judge? Just compare these pictures below ok?

Check out how N carried me when I was smaller!! And she looked happier too!! And then compare that picture to the other one! She was sitting down, leaning her back to the sofa! Am I THAT heavy?? URGH!!

Aaaahhh...see that? I used to be able to fit on human's lap...now? Urgh, I can't even balance myself when walking! *cries* MEEOOOOOWW!!!

This is definitely the saddest picture....I had CHEEKBONES kitties!!!!!

Now? My whole head is too heavy for me to handle!

*cries* Meeeowwww!!!

You know what kitties? I think I'd better go run around the house for a bit. N bought me some new toys and cat nip. She wants me to run like mad to lose some of my weight.

I wish they have "human nip" or something. I'd be happy to see her running around like mad too.

Gotta go guys! N's going out for satay with her friend. Dat Diah girl. Sheeesh...

My 1st Entry

2006-08-24T07:06:00.000-07:00

Test...test...Wow...i didn't know it is this easy to use Blogspot.
Well, here goes...FIrst, let me introduce myself.
My name is Boolit, I am a cat. Well, a kitten to be exact. Hey, I might be big and fat, but yes yes I am STILL a kitten. Guess i'm just a healthy one huh? What? You jealous or something? Hmmph...

Anyways, my owner is Nurul and she's at fallagain.pitas.com

You can go there if you wanna read about her life, but hey, if i were you (and if u are a cat too) I'd stay here and look at my cute lil flat face. I think I'm cute...doncha think?

Ok, whatever...I told u i can be sooo random and out of point. hey, I'm a cat for god's sake. SHUT UP.

Ya, I know I can be rude at times. But who cares? I'm a cat. And everyone seems to like me no matter what I do. They love stroking my body. Not that I don't like that, I do. But it disgusts me when they start smelling me. Euuuuww!! Puh-lease!! Get off me!! If only I can talk.

So by the way, have you heard bout that babe that my owners getting soon? Oh MAN! She's hot as hell! As much as i'd like to jump on her the minute she walk thru that door, I've been told by Nurul that I am to lay off till maybe in 4-5mths time. Like, wadda hell?! Aaargh...fed up man...

Hey I didn't know I love writing this much. I think this is enough for now, I have to catch up on my sleep. I've been awake for more than half an hour. Need to rest.

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